Charlie Sheen's Kid's Removed From Home - They're Back With Brooke After Alleged Death Threat

Still winning Charlie???

Well, while you were busy winning, Brooke was busy in the courtroom trying to get a restraining order and get a judge to give her custody of little Max and Bob.  And she got them...both.  Brooke started the proceedings after Charlie allegedly threatened her saying, "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom".  That's some pretty serious shit! 

Late last night the kids were removed from Charlie's porno party mansion by the popo and returned to Brooke Mueller - they will stay with her until further notice/arrangements are made.

Obvi, if Chuckie Boy threatened to do that, no es bueno!  But, aside from that, with all this ranting and raving and getting his panties in a bunch, I don't really see why it took Brooke this long to decide that Sheen's polygamous paradise in the Hills was no place for two toddlers.  The other part of the big stupid puzzle might be because he may have pissed her off pretty good when he paraded her two Cutie McChildSupport Payments out in one of his latest televised tirades interviews.  In this ridiculously over-feminized world, it made her look like a real shit mom, like a shittier mom than Dina Lohan.  

He also has two pretty little girls with Lt. Carmen Ibanez Denise Richards, but it would seem she's been steering clear of all this bullshit aside from a couple of tweets assuring everyone that no porn star would be raising her kids!  Good God!  Can't make this shit up, eh?

I'm not keeping score here but since Charlie is, scoreboard sez:

CBS - 1
Brooke - 1
Charlie - .5

(I'm giving him half a point for saying "I'm not Bi Polar! I'm Bi Winning!!!" because I'm still laughing at that one.) 

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