Everybody stop what you're doing!!! We have to catch this woman!!!
Last Wednesday some crazy broad in Clarkstown, New York went all apeshit on a liquor store when the clerk wouldn't let her take a piss.
She proceeded to smash a shitload of bottles on the shelves and throw down a display! Noooo! Not the booze! Anything but the booze!
They're now looking for the woman and she will most likely be charged with criminal mischief which I'm pretty sure is a a Class A misdemeanor which carries a potential sentence of up to one year in jail and $1,000 in fines.
She destroyed $2000 worth of precious booze! I say lock her up and throw away the key!
PS - I like when the newscast says, "if you know her you're asked to call the police...and it's suggested you probably don't want to make her angry". Duh - you don't have to tell me not to screw with an angry bottle busting biatch! I went to college you know.
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