Simpson-Wentz Divorce - It's All Ashlee's Fault

Two separate sources have come forward to say the split between Ashlee and Pete is all her fault!  Well, get out the guyliner and paint me shocked!!!

Apparently, Petey Boy was always touring or working on his music and because she's talentless and can't get a job left at home alone a lot she chose to get her groove on staying out late at night and partying like a rock star.  She's such a good mom.

Anywho, while Miss Thang was out clubbin' he would call her constantly to make sure she was where she said she was going to be.  He felt he couldn't trust her.

I'm not so sure I trust these "sources" as it's been widely reported that Pete has been crying like a little girl about the break up...unless he's a bigger pussy then I think he is it seems like he's pretty broken up about maybe doing something wrong.

Ashlee claims he was "too erratic" to remain married to...and Joe Simpson remains a creepy and pervy stage dad.
 
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