Dina Lohan says Lindsay's Just Fine

Oh no she di'int!  Dina says that Lindsay just wants to be left alone you stupid assholes!  Gawd!

Mother-of-the-year Dina Lohan showed up on GMA this morning to do her best denial dance about her trainwreck daughter's court troubles.

Dina has always been a complete dumbass about her daughter and her drug addiction/DUIs/court problems/jail time/alcoholism/craziness but the least she could do is acknowledge it!  Instead she just blamed the media for most of Lindsay's serious legal issues!

At one point during the interview she actually covered her ears and started going lalalalala got all Long Island on George Snufalupagus' ass and insisted that they needed to focus on the "positive", which I assume means that it's positive that Lindsay has been sober for a couple of months...BFD!  Stop drinking and driving, bitch! 

And, oh yeah, the lovely Dina also gave a shout out to Teflon Sheen, saying (after the megastar gave LiLo advice on impulse control) that Lindsay gave him some words of advice back, "...to get help".  They should get married and have babies!  Wait, no!  We don't want to create a super race of little porn star loving party babies!  That's crazy talk!   

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