Before reading on remember - you've been warned!
The Smoking Gun is reporting that a 28-year-old New Mexico woman was shopping in the cereal aisle at the Sunflower Farmers Market with her daughter when a store employee named Anthony Garcia kept pushing a yogurt sample on her. The woman finally decided to give it a go, put it in her mouth and instantly knew something was wrong - there was a weird taste in her mouth...highly recognizable but very disturbingly it was JIZZ! Fucking JIZZ!!!
Oh man, I would've beat the shit out of the guy! I may be five foot fuck all but I'll throw down if I get a mouth full of cum I didn't order.
The manager of the store tried to calm the customer down by telling her it was Greek yogurt and people love it because it has a lot of protein in it. LO effing L!
The woman said she spit the yogurt out and kept "spitting on the floor many times because I was upset", well, no shit! That is a nasty thing to do to someone (other than Lady Gaga who totally deserves to be taken down a peg - of course she would parlay it into a trendy thing and all her little monsters would probably jump on the bandwagon eating cum yogurt and singing Bad Romance - she's quite the businesswoman.)
The cum eater obvi called the police and when they showed up on the scene of the
The judge in the case even ordered the yogurt maker to surrender a DNA sample to the court so that they can determine that he doesn't have any STDs the chick has to worry about. Shut up!
But hey, I guess it's good she recognized the flava of the man juice in her sample and didn't keep eating! That's so gnarly! I'm sure others may have sampled his wares but didn't know it. And folks, that's more messed up than when Artax got sucked down by the Swamps of Sadness and Atreyu was left to navigate the dangerous and wonder-filled Fantasia alone.
Hope the guy got thrown in jail, but in the meantime I recommend you guys don't eat any samples from any pushy grocery store employees...especially anything white and creamy.
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