Bitch please! And Snooki doesn't have a drinking problem, right?
Turns out the resident douchebag of the Jersey Shore is looking for Mrs. Right! He's looking everywhere, yo! At the club, at the tanning salon, at the other club...
He says he's ready to settle down now that his "career" is set up. For you lucky ladies that want to smoosh your way into his heart he is looking for an attractive, sweet girl (yeah right) that's Situation code for an Italian broad that can cook and who does anal.
I'm all about love so good luck Boo! Hope you find her.
Turns out the resident douchebag of the Jersey Shore is looking for Mrs. Right! He's looking everywhere, yo! At the club, at the tanning salon, at the other club...
He says he's ready to settle down now that his "career" is set up. For you lucky ladies that want to smoosh your way into his heart he is looking for an attractive, sweet girl (yeah right) that's Situation code for an Italian broad that can cook and who does anal.
I'm all about love so good luck Boo! Hope you find her.
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