12.15.2010

Father Castrates Daughter's 57-year-old Boyfriend

In the words of Regina George, Shut up!

Some German dude got all up in his daughter's boyfriends bizness when he enlisted two work colleagues to go to his house to castrate the mofo!

Granted his daughter is 17-years-old and the guy is 57 but geez, homey can't just feed him booze and write cocksucker on his face with permanent marker or something?  Seems pretty severe to chop his balls off with a bread knife.

And a bread knife!  Jesus Christ - do you know how pissed off you would have to be to take a man's balls with a dull-ass bread knife???  That's medieval shit, man!  That's like stabbing someone to death with a dull spoon just to make a point.

Anyways - the ballsless guy lost a massive amount of blood but is still alive...he'll just have to go through life without his junk, his dignity and most likely without his underage girlfriend.

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