12.14.2010

Miley Cyrus Smokes a Bong

It was the bong hit heard 'round the world, Hannah Montana sparked a bowl of salvia, took a mad hit from the bong, spoke horsey-type, bumpkin gibberish and did it all on tape...Lindsay?

I don't think this is a big deal but I'm not a letter-writer.  They're the assholes who write thousands and thousands of letters to people who can fix their minor complaints.  They're the ones you need to worry about...the hand that writes the letter is the hand that rules the world...

But anyway - so she took a big haul of salvia (BTW am I the only one not buying this salvia shit?  Kids smoke weed - good old sticky icky - but I digress) and now the world is going to judge her bony, semi-slutty ass all the way back to puberty.  And where are the parents, you may ask?  Apparently, Achy Breaky is Twittering how upset he is and Tish is banging Bret Michaels.  Dina?  Michael?

The young equine-esque star will be fine, and this bong hit may even be her Paris Hilton sex tape, the net is blowing up like a guido on the Jersey Shore!

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