12.06.2010

Chelsea Handler calls Angelina Jolie a C-Word - Perez Hilton Cries About It

During a stand-up show in trashy ass New Jersey, Chelsea Handler opened a can of comedic whoop ass on Saint Angelina, calling the superstar a cunt and a bitch.

Chelsea is one of my favorite female comedians after Janeane Garofalo, so I think she's pretty damn funny and I'm not too shocked when she lays a verbal smackdown on A-Listers, but apparently Queen Perez has taken issue with her attack on the black-swaddled mother of six.

Calling the barrage uncalled for and accusing Chelsea of being unfunny, the new namby-pamby Perez seems to have quickly forgotten what a douche he used to be and how he used to give his own very similar jabs at celebs.  Hell, bitch used to be the go-to blogger for trashing picking on celeb kids!  I may be a douche too, but there are only two things I believe in and one is that you don't ever fuck with kids.

Anyways, the moral is that Chelsea is a comedian who is obviously going to tell jokes, even if they are jokes that - Heaven forbid - burns the worlds sensitive ears, Perez Hilton is a raging hypocrite and Chuy fucking rules!

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