12.08.2010

The Balloon Boy is Starting a Boy Band


Richard Heene is at it again!

First, he was on Wife Swap cursing out his surrogate wife for being too white and non-compliant, then he pulled that whole balloon stunt,  strike three came in the form of some sort of "Bear Scratch" thing he's been trying to unload on people who for some reason would want an enormous-ass back scratcher in their homes, now - in the next logical step - a boy band!

Right, because those are sooo hot right now.  Puh-lease!  If their last name ain't Bieber they don't stand a chance.

Falcon, the infamous Balloon Boy would obviously be the lead in the group with his two brothers, Bradford and Ryo, at his side.  Richard and his wife plan on doing some sort of God-awful background music for them (because that's what kids like, right?)

This tool won't get this off the ground - unlike his damn balloon - so I'm just expecting the story to fade away like a bad episode of Wife Swap.

Image Via www.film.com

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