8.13.2011

The Hills Movie - Say it Ain't Soooo!


I'm a big fan of The Hills - HUGE!  Even after they dicked me over with that BS final episode where Brody was left standing in a studio lot after pretending to say bye to my fave bitch, Kristin Cavallari - yeah, I can deal with that - I knew it was fake...

But to make a 90-minute movie out of reality porn is about as appealing as french kissing Spencer Pratt - and like most, it's not for me.

Audrina was the first one to get this rumorball rolling with some coy, ceiling eye comments to Ryan Seacrest saying, "Maybe we'll all come back together and do a movie, you never know."  This has somehow turned into - "They're definitely doing a movie so let's ask the other cast members what they think," sort of thing so when Whitney Port was questioned by People.com about a flick she just HAD to comment.

Port said, "I think it would be cool.  It would be cool!" so apparently she seems to think it would be cool lol - Lauren would probably rather die than deal with this fuckery again and Speidi is busy being hated and going broke - God knows what Jen Bunney and the others think of it but they were always just B-players anyway.

Keep in mind NOTHING is happening with this - "I don't know that there's anything actually happening," Port also told People - "I didn't know what she was talking about."  Amen sista!  I don't know what any of you are talking about anymore!

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1 comment:

  1. I will admit to being a fan of The Hills too, although not too loudly! But I agree with you that an entire movie would never cut it. In the end, I bet Speidi would be the only ones to sign on, as they're the most desperate to extend their 4 and a half minutes of fame. But nobody could pay me enough to look at Spencer Pratt ever again; I just finally got my eyes to stop bleeding from the last time he came out of his hole!

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