Oh snap! Or perhaps snip is more apropos? Ba-da-rump-pump-pa! I am a master of wordplay!
So I've come to the conclusion that either men are a real bunch of bastards who keep deservedly getting their dicks cut off by us or we're some seriously cray cray bitches who really do prove the adage Nothing worse than a woman scorned (especially if she has access to sharp items) right. I'm not sure which one is going on here, I'm no doctor or psychologist or whatever, but cover up your GD peens if some crazy woman is coming at your junk with a sharp implement! Because apparently, this is just what we women do now...seriously! I read shit like this ALL THE TIME!
In the latest attempted murder of a dick, a 67-year-old woman in Palm Springs was arrested for going after her husband's package with a pair of "large scissors"! Don't worry, the little guy is okay and only suffered non-life-threatening injuries.
Virginia Valdez (the scissor-wielding psycho - who looks so sweet in the title pic!) was charged with mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon and felony domestic violence in the attack - She was released Sunday on $100,000 bond and faces a court hearing next month.
Hope the judge is a chick or you're fucked, lady! And to the hubby, best of luck with all that.
Image Via www.nydailynews.com
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