Cuckoo-ka-choo!!! Yikes!
Over in Utah there lives a dude named Michael Selleneit (pictured above). Michael is not your average guy. He's married, he's been arrested for the attempted sexual abuse of a child, he's pleaded insanity in a court of law and he enjoys arguing with his trailer park neighbours. Well, guess who decided to just up and open fire (straight up Lethal-Weapon-style) on one of said neighbours?
MICHAEL! Ding, ding, ding.
Buddy told the cops that his neighbour, Tony Pierce (the guy he shot), was "telepathically threatening to kill him and his wife" and also claimed that Pierce had "telepathically raped his wife on many occasions." As a result of this, he pumped him full of lead.
Whoa dude! Someone's seen Carrie one too many times!
Pierce is doing okay (even though Selleneit shot the shit outta him - like seriously, he shot him in the spleen, heart, back, legs etc.) and Selleneit is being charged with attempted homicide and illegal possession of a weapon.
This damn trailer park trash on trailer park trash violence has GOT to stop!
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