Party crashing bitch!
Lindsay Lohan threw her ugliest black grandmama sweater and some of her reddest red lipstick on and tried her damndest to get into Leo DiCaprio's J. Edgar Hoover party on Thursday night at the Roosevelt Hotel. When the bouncer gave her a big HELLLL NO! she begged her washed up ass in!
Atta girl! Never said she wasn't persistent.
Page Six reports, "Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity's name to get in. She could be heard saying, 'I have to go and see Leo.'"
Well we ALL have to go see Leo, ya dumb bitch. But you can't just do it! It's LEO!
"Eventually they let her in, but she made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends. Clint and Leo and Dustin Lance Black were talking, and Lindsay sent one of her aides over, demanding to get a photo with them, but security shooed them away."
She certainly does seem "aggressive and random" but I'm confused as to what exactly a Lindsay Lohan aide is and what they do and who is Dustin Lance Black? That's the most feminine dude's name I've ever heard. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Anywho, bottom line is Lindsay still sucks and cannot just ImLindsayLohan her way into shit anymore. She's due to turn herself in pretty soon so hopefully she washes some of the desperate stank off herself in the prison showers.
Pull yourself together!
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