11.16.2011

Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian's Ass is All Faux and No Go


What a lying little bitch!

First we find out she lied about her hairy genitals and now we find out that she lies about her great big fat ass?  God, the world's really going to hell in a handbasket ain't it?

So Kris "duh-de-duh" Humphries is claiming (this shit is from The Enquirer mind you - so grain of salt and all that) that his soon-to-be ex wife Kim Kardashian's famous ass is not all that!  In fact, according to him it's mostly just stuffing and Spanx...


As you all know, Kim is extremely proud of her big stupid ass and the fact that she makes millions off of it being so bootylicious and if this is true it could ruin her ass-centric endorsement deals if nothing else.   On a personal note, I've seen her ass in many a bikini pic and it doesn't look all jacked up or anything...wouldn't it look jacked up?

I think this story just makes Humphries look like a bit of a douche.

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