Kim Kardashian is Sad - Takes a Break From "Work"

Awww!  Get your sad pictures now paps!

Media outlets are reporting that Kim K. is so sad :( that she couldn't stay married long enough for people to say it ended in months and not days that she is taking time away from work.  Work?  Does she mean she's taking a break from sucking off basketball players or something?  I'm not computing the work thing...is being a fame whore a job?

Anyways...

A source says Kim told them, "I need to take care of me now, and I can't work for awhile."  

L to the OL!  Even her sadness is friggin' cliche!  She will be leaving Australia and coming back to the US to take her break from work being a dumbass.  Actually, I'm just watching Pimp Mama Kris Jenner on Wendy Williams right now (that's some real time shit, yo!) and she's saying Kim isn't cancelling her appearances there and will be back in the US tomorrow.  Whatevs, stay out of Canada...

Kim is also also very upset that people are saying the the whole wedding was a bunch of Kardashian Krapola.  So...you guys should really STFU okay?  You're UPSETTING HER!  Sometimes people have $18 million weddings for a televised 2-hour special and get divorced 72 days later...

And then monkeys fly out of their butts.  Ba-da-rump-pump-pa! 

So as Kim takes some time off to rejuvenate her vagina so that she can snag herself a new basketball hubby we shall all take a much needed break from Kim and her fine ass.

Kris Jenner?  Well, that's another story... 

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