And so it goes....
The Black Friday madness that Americans have come to embrace with a clenched fist full of credit cards and a gut full of turkey has come again and as always, we have a few injured in the fuckery...
The AP is reporting that in the LA area "...one woman at a Wal-Mart decided to get the edge on her rival shoppers by pepper spraying them so she could get the electronic products she wanted. About 20 people were hurt, though the injuries were slight."
(Some of those she sprayed were little kiddies AND she had her own damn kids with her! Bargain-crazy bitch!)
"Somehow she was trying to use it to gain an upper hand," a police official told the news agency.
The upper hand? What fucking upper hand??? The upper shopping hand? That shouldn't be a hand!
How 'bout act like a human being with half a brain and not pepper spray a little kid for a deal on a Wii? Shit, if you feel the need to trample on someone or pepper spray them in order to get a reasonably priced television set, you may be watching too much damn TV, man! The chick is still on the loose, so try to avoid crazy looking broads who are shopping for electronics in Wal-Marts. In fact, go on and do me a favor and avoid Wal-Mart altogether - it's a dirty, dirty company. Like the friggin' Sandusky of box stores - ugh.
Over in Myrtle Beach, a 55-year old woman was shot in the foot when someone tried to rob her (also near a Wal-Mart) when she was loading her Black Friday swag into her trunk. Apparently, this douchebag didn't want to wait in line either...
The dickhead got a rude awakening though when a chick who was with the victim grabbed a gun out of the car and fired a couple of shots blindly until the robber fled. Probably shit his pants!
No casualties of consumerism war as of yet, but I will be "occupying" my couch all day to update with any weird stories that hit the web. You see, up here in cold ass Canada - we wait until Boxing Day to trample each other for cheap electronics...
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