10.05.2011

Tareq Says Michaele is a Bathrobe Stealing Groupie Slut - Wants to Sell Her Crap Online


Aren't these two a treat!?!  Dumb and dumber...Beavis and Butthead...

I gotta admit, I always kind of did wonder what Michaele may be thinking while she was always staring vapidly into nothingness...turns out it was bathrobes.  That is fucked up!

Anywho, now you can own some of her bathrobe collection and maybe more!  Turdy Tareq is taking all that shit they stole over the years and selling off anything Michaele-related.  That's right.  It's a SALAHI BONANZA!!!

The online auction (this weekend) will include such tainted memories as his wedding ring, priceless art, bed linen (ew!), clothes, furniture, two original sculptures and...

The over 50 bathrobes his "groupie-slut wife" Michaele allegedly stole from hotels across the world!

What...an asshole.

Turdball says Michaele got so many stupid hotel bathrobes because she used to "...call housekeeping and demand a bath gown saying that there was one missing. So when we checked out we would not be charged for taking it."  Bitch is SO shady!

The mofo even gave the soundbite - "Looking back I know realize this is indicative of our relationship together, full of deceit, lies ... and bathrobes."  Haha!  ZING!

Tareq tells TMZ, he hopes selling it all off "will help bring closure to this ridiculous situation I am in."

Well yes, the sitch is ridiculous but let's not make it any worse, dude!  Just go away.

Oh, and take that dickhead Michael Lohan with you when you go.

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