Hooters Suing New Competitors "Twin Peaks"

Dear readers, 

[INSERT ASSORTED BOOB JOKES HERE]

Thanks.

Nah, just kidding.  There were two things I thought of when I read this headline...

One was that Hooters needs to chill the fuck out.  Hooters, twin peaks, jugs, headlights...it's all just semantics.  Just because you guys think you cornered the market doesn't mean you have.  Two - I wanted to shake the dude's hand who finally got his shit together and copied the legendary Hooters formula. 

But aye - there is a problem with the up and coming Twin Peaks tittay-stravaganza.

Hooters says a former VP Joseph Hummel defected to competitors - La Cima Restaurants, LLC (the company now developing the competing booby-themed chain) but not before the mofo allegedly ripped off their chicken wing recipe some highly-sensitive documents important to the business.

Hooters now wants a judge to order La Cima to fire Hummel and to ignore whatever they now know about Hooters based on the sensitivity of the documents.

There's enough room for everyone's boobies and chicken wings!!!  Must we fight over everything???

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