Oh good, I was looking for another alternative for when I die! Pfft! Scientists should be spending their time figuring out how to cure shit and how to make eating sunflower seeds easier! None of this crapola. Buried or cremated - those are my options, and that's how I likes it!
All opining aside, for those of you who had been looking for a door number three you now have one. Yes! Your dead ass can now be liquified so to speak using body liquefaction. This disgusting option allows the deceased to unceremoniously be turned into a "brown, syrupy liquid" which...wait for it...
Is then pumped into the municipal water system!!! ACK! Red alert or red flag or whatever!!! None of you fucking guys better do this and make me drink your corpse ass! I'll be sooo pissed!
It's mainly aimed at the "Green" jerks who bitch at you when you don't use their blue box and piss themselves when you tell them you don't compost. Well, I'm sorry! I don't compost and I don't want any soylent green in my effing water so NOBODY DO THIS!!!
For reals!
Below is a video of some boring British dude explaining it...if you really want to know what's up.
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