All right, I'm pretty bored and I refuse to watch Casey Anthony's parents on Dr. Phil so since it would appear that ALL celebs are friggin' behaving themselves and I have nothing to snark on, let's check out which Real Housewives rule Twitter - and which of them don't!
@vgunvalson (V) - Tweets 1320 Followers 83624 Listed 1083 Klout 63
Mostly biz talk but not in a Spammy sort of way. She links to her FB and posts pics from time to time. Vicki talks family a lot and answers back quite a bit to fans and sometimes to haters.
@TamraBarney (V) - Tweets 2915 Followers 164551 Listed 1599 Klout 64
Quite a bit of fam talk (mostly kids) w/ a side of screw Simon. She links to her FB and says she barely uses Twitter favoring the Zuckerberg site. She answers back a bit to fans and directed all questions about her son Ryan's peen pics to his twitter (lol) which is protected (@ItsRyanVieth).
@GretchenRossi (V) - Tweets 8254 Followers 167625 Listed 1710 Klout 65
This gal is all business! She answers tweets only from ass kissers and ignore all haters though I've seen her twitter spank some site who snarked on her acne (which she claims are moles?) Gretch never talks about all the court stuff though does shoot out some stupid shit about loving her dogs and Slade from time to time.
@PeggyTanous - Tweets 1066 Followers 34836 Listed 279 Klout 57
This girl is about the fans! She engages in a lot of answering back speckled with some updates about her schedule and her good looking family. Editors Note: I think it is AMAZING how clearly her kid speaks - holy moly! It's borderline funny it's so incredible.
@AlexisBellino - Tweets 1969 Followers 69032 Listed 702 Klout 58
No she doesn't jabber on about God and Jim all day - She answers back fans quite a bit, talks about her kids a lot and gives promotional appearance updates whenever possible. After the reunion her and Peggy got into it a bit on twitter but generally she stays out of Haterville.
It would appear that Gretchen rules the OC roost, though she also tweets the most (approx. 7 times more than anyone else on the show) which is borderline crazy! Her and Tubba Wubba must be bored a lot while waiting for handbag and make-up offers to come in.
@ramonasinger (V) - Tweets 4307 Followers 144826 Listed 2039 Klout 67
Taking a page out of the Bethenny handbook the Ramoncoaster mostly updates on her Pinot biz. She doesn't interact much with fans, generally keeping it mostly promotional.
@CountessLuAnn - Tweets 3921 Followers 84219 Listed 1470 Klout 63
The Countess gives mostly personal updates with a little answer back to her fans. She pimps out her class mentions when possible on sites like FB and Perez.
@Jillzarin (V) - Tweets 7370 Followers 201870 Listed 2604 Klout 76
Biz, biz, biz! This woman is all about the Benjamins! Seriously, her personal twitter may as well be the Skweez Girdles account or whatever. She does answer fans back but is a complete SNEAK who likes to fuck with her haters by changing their "mean-tweeting" (negative opinions) to positive ones and posting the altered tweets - it's totally sick! But hey, that's Jill for ya! She is also notorious for having a Cyber Assistant who ensures she sees only positive input - it's a shame too - most seem to be giving her good constructive criticism about her "brand" not just hatin' on her.
@mccordalex (V) - Tweets 7559 Followers 113539 Listed 2508 Klout 77
Alex follows pretty much every fan back who follows her which I think is pretty nice. She talks of "the chums" mostly with a soupcon of business talk and a little bit of answer back.
@kellybensimon (V) - Tweets 11254 Followers 122805 Listed 1785 Klout 67
As you may guess Krazy Kelly Bensimon is a CRAZY ass twitterer! Her page is mostly just nonsense and gibberish that doesn't make much sense. She Answers back a bit to fans only and talks about fashion and her stupid dogs a lot. I'm pretty sure Jill gives her advice on how to be hated because she was guilty of messin' with some negative tweets for a hot second (when Jill was doing it and they were on vacay together telling each other how much they rule.)
@SonjatMorgan Tweets 7844 Followers 87405 Listed 1277 Klout 65
Lady Morgan answers back a lot and links fans to her FB for contests from time to time. There's some biz stuff and the odd shout out to toaster ovens. She does post some personal stuff but nothing about her family.
@CindyBarshop (V) - Tweets 1816 Followers 31698 Listed 375 Klout 60
Cindy also answers back quite a bit but is quite rude to people sometimes (haters mind you though.) She mostly promotes her vagina bedazzling company or whatever the hell it is. It's mostly lots of biz stuff a la Jillzy but not as annoying.
With just a smidge over 200k, Jill Z takes the cake in NYC. I'm willing to bet she's one of those dumbasses who pays for followers (perhaps some of the others do too, but this shady bitch just creams for fake fame things like Klout, so I def think she's a prime candidate for using one of those faux follower sites.) And you know what? Screw that bizzatch for editing tweets! That is sooo messed up!
@NeNeLeakes - Tweets 4618 Followers 452488 Listed 3979 Klout 71
Her page is mostly personal updates on herself and opinions about anything at all. She RTs random crap a lot, never talks about family really and pimps out her appearances.
@Kimzolciak (V) - Tweets 14118 Followers 216243 Listed 2503 Klout 67
Kim's is a good one because it's just chalked full of personal updates - if you want to know what makes this broad tick aside from copious amount of wine and not being tardy for any parties, twitter is the place to find out! She also has a lot of interaction with her kids which is cute and pretty funny. She also get's all sorts of lovey dovey with her latest benefactor Kroy and announces her upcoming biz stuff in a non-annoying way.
@Iamsheree (V) - Tweets 8070 Followers 134261 Listed 1557 Klout 56
Miss Who Gonna Check Me Boo doesn't isn't a big user. She seems to jump on from time to time and answer fan questions. There's a few personal opinions with a handful of celeb shout outs but that's about it.
@Kandi (V) - Tweets 18856 Followers 437026 Listed 5165 Klout 73
Kandi does a good job of answering back fans. She does use it as a promotional tool but it's seems like she uses it to talk to fans mainly.
@PhaedraParks Tweets 10990 Followers 95618 Listed 694 Klout 66
This is another one who is almost entirely interaction with people - though most are "celebs." She gives the odd holla to a sports team or TV show she's watching but overall uses it to reply to tweets like Kandi. Surprisingly their is very little shop talk but I guess lawyers can't generally talk about their cases.
@CynthiaBailey10 - Tweets 805 Followers 59840 Listed 546 Klout 63
Cynthia doesn't use twitter too much (prob because that asshole husband of hers doesn't let her breath without giving her a look like he's going to beat the hell out of her.) Her twitter is lots of model talk - bo-ring! with a little interaction.
@iheartmarlo (Marlo Hampton) Tweets 167 Followers 999 Listed 14 Klout 46
This is the new Atlanta housewife so I don't expect her to get into the fame game until she's on the tube. There's nothing too interesting there - just some personal updates and cliche inspirational crap.
Miss Nene takes the title as Atlanta's most followed housewife with Kandi slightly behind (though sex-toy Kandi has more Klout - and talent.) But methinks that Nene gets a lot of attention because of the whole trainwreck factor... Her following just reeks of what's she gonna say nextness? Not so sure that's a good thing, but I'm damn sure it's not a "real" thing.
@CarolineManzo (V) - Tweets 9665 Followers 240247 Listed 2437 Klout 75
Caroline's is a lot of interfam convo with her clan. It's some good shit if you're a fan of the Jersey edition and are into seeing what the "Let me tell you something about my family..." matriarch is all about. She answers fans back quite a bit and throws in some shout outs to companies and causes.
@Teresa_Giudice (V) - Tweets 7008 Followers 282528 Listed 2946 Klout 72
Tre's is mostly business and family (kid) updates. She does answer fans but not a ton. I think she drunk tweets from time to time, so sometimes you'll catch a gem between her and prostitution whore. If you're looking for any inside family crap in regards to her, Juicy Joe and lawsuits here though look elsewhere - it would seem that homie don't play that.
@JacLaurita (V) - Tweets 4973 Followers 203742 Listed 2109 Klout 73
Jacqueline is all about the fans - she will answer most tweets back and even throws out the odd hater jab. There's no shop talk but then again, I don't think she's into slapping her name on booze and books like the others. She engages in the aforementioned Manzo/Laurita fam talk and sticks up for that spoiled dumbass daughter of hers Ashlee nee Ashley a lot (Ashlee takes a lot of shit on twitter but has a block list a mile fucking long to combat the crazies - I got blocked for retweeting a racist thing she posted which I think is ass but whatevs.) Jac will sometimes talk to haters and does block the odd idiot who pisses her off.
@melissagorga (V) - Tweets 2208 Followers 108341 Listed 599 Klout 71
The beautiful Miss Gorga's account is also all about the fans. She has TONS of fan answers on her page, posting a little business stuff (mostly about On Display) and some family stuff. She likes to fight with HWs commentator Jay Mohr about his negative blogs but is no match for the comedian.
@Kathywakile - Tweets 3522 Followers 34798 Listed 295 Klout 67
Kathy mostly uses the site to talk with and about her family. Again, it's some interesting stuff if you want to take a peek into the Jersey Housewife world but there's nothing scandalous or really even mildly interesting about the cast. She's just an all around nice lady who keeps in touch with everyone on the show via twitter.
Ah! The table flipper takes the twitter cake here. That's a saaaad commentary on human nature, but I write a smut blog so...let's not go there.
@TaylorArmstrong (V) - Tweets 1593 Followers 111352 Listed 758 Klout 68
Taylor hasn't used hers since Aug 15 - just before Russell's death - but before that she was mainly posting about Kennedy, fashion and answering viewer questions.
@LisaVanderpump Tweets 999 Followers 138103 Listed 1227 Klout 68
Ah! One of my fave housewives! She sometimes peaces out on twitter for weeks at a time but always comes back to play. It's mostly funny Lisa-isms with a little answer back and Giggy updates.
@AdrienneMaloof (V) - Tweets 2505 Followers 121116 Listed 1096 Klout 72
Adrienne is pretty good at answering people back and gives lots of personal/biz updates. There's also some funny stuff between her and her bickerson hubby Paul sometimes that makes me chuckle.
@KimRichards11 Tweets 291 Followers 68270 Listed 737 Klout 59
Kim's is mostly mentions with the odd personal tweet. She doesn't use it a lot (hence the low Klout rating.)
@KyleRichards18 (V) - Tweets 9134 Followers 209884 Listed 1598 Klout 71
Kyle's is also mostly mentions with the rare personal update (usually about shopping lol.) She convos with her fam a lot on it Manzo-style but with a family the size of the fucking Kennedy's that was bound to happen.
@TheRealCamilleG Tweets 1103 Followers 45355 Listed 376 Klout 62
Camille is surprisingly another fan of using twitter to answer fans. She throws in the odd personal update and has not yet mentioned the size of Frasier's small penis.
Kyle "I'm almost a Hilton" Richards-Umansky is above the others in Bev Hills but again it's telling that she has so many more tweets than the rest (approx. 8 times.) Lisa comes in second and I think she's much more entertaining with her counterpart. Sidebar: Freakin' Giggy even has 34943 followers! Which is - I'll do the math - about 10k less than Camille Grammer but don't get me started on fucking dogs with twitter accounts...SICK!
@cubanrice Tweets 1301 Followers 6987 Listed 108 Klout 48
Cristy Rice's is mostly just personal updates and opinions on stuff. She answers a few people back but not many - that could just be a mirage though because I'm not too sure how many people actually aske her q's about the show/her life.
@MarysolPatton Tweets 4050 Followers 28092 Listed 234 Klout 63
Marysol's is not about her business which is a little effed up to me since she is supposedly all about business. She does have quite a few mentions though mostly to HWs and other d-listers.
@AlexiaE_Says Tweets 1003 Followers 9917 Listed 142 Klout 52
About 50-50 personal and answer backs. Like Marysol, she doesn't really pimp out her shit which is again kind of weird - but then again I'm not sure her mag is something worth pimpin' out.
@Adrianathereal Tweets 734 Followers 7743 Listed 143 Klout 47
Adriana's is simply fashion and art updates/opinions. Nothing interesting, just like her.
@LeaBlackMiami Tweets 2178 Followers 9172 Listed 165 Klout 55
Lea's is a lot of personal stuff and opinions like a few of the others but again, just like her buddy Adriana - she nor her tweets are at all interesting.
Marysol is the shit in Miami apparently. The one installment that is hashtag failing though so BFD. I actually wasn't even going to include them but whatevs - I'm in a good mood so I'll throw them a little love... I'm assuming that she gets a lot of followers though because of her mom, Elsa (don't really get that whole thing) but alas, she never includes gnarly pics of her catface mom so look elsewhere for your WTF pics...they aren't there.
So, there you have it - a breakdown of housewife twitter love.
Gimme a break - it's a slow celeb news day...
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