9.20.2011

Baby Seal Shunned for Being a Ginge


Meet the baby seal that was SHUNNED for being born a ginger with stunning blue eyes that are only rivaled by those of Cameron Diaz ...of course his family and all the other seals are black, making him the subject of seal RACISM!  

Sons of bitches!

The Daily Mail reports that thelittlepieceofangelfoodcake has been abandoned, NAY!  THROWN AWAY by his bitch mother and now just sits on the beach alone.  Holy sadness!  Like, little girl crying because her horse died sadness!

Russian photographer Anatoly Strakhov, who came across the disgusting act of seal racism says that the little guy hides and waits "for his mother to come and feed him."  Oh yeah - forgot to mention the little bugger is almost fully blind!  He's just sittin' there all alone, waiting for his mommy, being all blind!   Shut up!  I'm weeping now!

At least that lil' prince of a ginge bastard has a joke-filled twitter!  So, that's something. 

Image Via www.dailymail.co.uk

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