Bow down, peasants! Hide your eyes from the beauty that is Angelina Jolie!!!
It's...so...breathtaking!
Saint Angelina even graced the magazine with snippets of her angelic yet soft-spoken voice, giving an interview where she talks babies, Brad and bitches! Just kidding - babies, Brad and being a bride. How's that for some alliteration, Booyah!
On more
"I'm not pregnant. I'm not adopting at the moment."
On Brad's fine ass:
"He'd come in and say what he liked [about her new film] or what he didn't understand. Like any woman, I would listen to most of it and fight a few things. He's been so supportive. But it's hard to separate the person that loves you from the critic, so I don't think he's a fair judge."
On the wedding that is never going to happen:
"[There's] no secret wedding."
So okay...good stuff! The rest was just artsy fartsy shit about her career so I just included the juice. No babies, no wedding and Brad critiques her work (yeah right.) I just totally picture her with that husky voice yellin' at Brad about world issues and how much she hates Jennifer Aniston for breathing but I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
Image Via www.vanityfair.com
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