Hurricane Irene was coming. All those in her path were preparing in haste to ready themselves for possibility of disaster...but aye - there was one man, 23-year-old Christian Falero, who decided to just go on and get nekkid and go on a captain insano stabhappy spree!
This crazy fuck terrorized tenants living in his apartment building the other night when he ran around like an asshole, knocking on random doors and stabbing residents who answered. Who does that?
Witnesses say Falero's nekkid ass stabbed four people, (an 81-year-old man was stabbed fatally - frowny face) and then ran out into the street and started slashing himself. ACK!
Another witness Edwin Rivera, whose mother was stabbed 8 times by the nude assailant says, "He was reacting to the earthquake. He started shouting, 'The world is going to end! The world is going to end! I don't want to die!'"
Ummmkay? I get that he got all freaked out about the possibility of impending doom but if you "don't want to die," that doesn't mean you strip buck and go stabbin' people! I got news for you asshole, they don't want to die either! Especially by the random hands of some crazy naked guy who lost his shit for a hot minute.
Not cool dude! Sooo not cool! Like, if there were an Oscar for being not cool - you'd get it.
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