Fuck the VMAs! It was all about Beyonce and her unborn Jay-Z Junior as news of the hip hop knock up went global. Faster then you could ask who Lady Gaga was rippin' off now, the VMAs sunk like MySpace stock after Mrs. Jay-Z dropped the preggers bomb on the pre-show carpet.
Nah, it actually did NOT stop the world when Beyonce and Jay-Z announced a super baby - but for a hot second it did seem like it.
Anyways, let's cut the shit and get to the facts here. Last night while sashaying down the black carpet in a loose red gown, Beyonce announced that after more than 3 years of marriage she was sperminated by her Boo, Jay-Z. The two are very in love and super excited yadda yadda yadda...
Her publicist later confirmed the news. Holla!
I didn't watch the show because I had better shit to do but I hear she was mauling that baby bump all night...all the while free-basing baby love and gushing with placenta-based pheromones. But I digress...
Congrats to the power couple...that baby's going to have it made!
Image Via www.poponthepop.com
PLEEZE HELP MEE FOR GOD SAKE
ReplyDelete