Everyone meet Madison Bray. According to other bloggers and bad news sites she is going to be the new Rebecca Black...
Aw crap! I didn't really like the old Rebecca Black!
Bray looks like she's about 8-years-old - oh wait - in the video she just said she's 9...that's not much better now is it? Anyways, she sings about having "Girl Swag" in the video/song of the same name and GS seems to be some sort of G-rated rapper swagger that is apparently acceptable for 9-year-olds. In the video she drops words that she probably hears on the Kardashians like "Beamer" and "Diva", rocks a pink wig a la crazy ass Britney and shares a hella weird ice cream eating scene with some of her little buddies. Is this what happened to music? An Ark Music Factory churning out pop messes? I miss Kurt Cobain...
Now I'm not raggin' on the kid at all - I'm all about blaming parents for thinking that it's a good idea for your kid to go on something like Toddlers and Tiaras and act a hot mess - and I do honestly hope she gets the better part of the shit end of the fame stick (Ie. Star in a Katy Perry video rather than get death threats on Twitter) but we'll have to wait and see...
Let's all hold our breath, shall we? Pfft!
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