Women are so fucking crazy now! I don't know if they feel Oprah abandoned them, or if it's stress or the fact that Susan Lucci's show got cancelled or what? Come on ladies! Crank some Beyonce and get yo' shit togetha!
So, my cautionary tale of the day in terms of sweet internet love is about a woman (obvi) named Cheryl Gray. Gray is a 50-year-old, unemployed paralegal, single mother of one. She spends her days on the internet playing hours of that stupid game, Mafia Wars. That's where she met Wylie Iwan, a 35-year-old mouth breather who works at Applebees and has two sons. Allegedly, Iwan romanced her cougar-ass on the internet, spoon-feeding her such sub-standard guy bullshit as "...conversations with [her] were the highlight of his day" and how he was "...falling in love with [her]." He even created a private Facebook page where they would converse for "...an hour plus in the morning online and three, four, five, eight hours at night every day." Damn! Who the fuck is taking care of these three kids??? Farmville?
So, this guy sends her a list of gifts he wants her to send him totaling approx. $1200...AND SHE SENDS THEM! Dumbass! Then six months into the pseudo-internet-only relationship, she planned a trip to go see Iwan. Gray was going to travel from Michigan to Seattle...she bought plane tickets, reserved a rental car and a hotel room, and bought tickets to the Mariners' opening game. Thing is, a few days before the trip, Iwan said he "met someone else." Well, hell hath no fury...
She's now pretty pissed off, Iwan told The Seattle Times that she started a "hate group" about him on Facebook and "called him an online predator." Gray says that he "defamed her" in front of their 300 Facebook friends.
"This isn't revenge, you know this is a situation where there was injury, there was financial injury, there was emotional injury..." She told the Times. She's suing for $8k in damages.
Never ceases to amaze me that people will completely trust someone they meet online! And of course, the way human nature now compels one to sue the prick, instead of taking the hit for being a naive dumbass.
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