If you're one of those bitches who's all, 'Ooooh, George dumped Elisabetta and her perfect-Pippa-esque ass, so now I have a chance, albeit a small one, to become MRS. FUCKING CLOONEY!!!'
Think again...
Gorgeous George is evidently not down with the idea of losing ANY of his hard-earned $160 million fortune and it is one of the main reasons he will never marry again. According to a source, the idea sickens him.
The ever-accurate Enquirer is reporting that:
"George Clooney never intended to marry Elisabetta Canalis, or any woman EVER because he’s too tight-fisted! Revealed a close Clooney pal: What terrifies George is losing any of his hard-earned fortune - estimated at $160 million! He’s extremely generous while he’s in a relationship, but the thought of losing even part of his fortune in a divorce settlement sickens him. George doesn’t even believe in prenups, because there’s usually a legal loophole. His ideal partner would be a woman who’s happy sharing his life without sharing her name on HIS bankbook."
So, this "close Clooney pal" seems to know what's up...maybe Elisabetta wasn't a cow who he dumped because she was a cuckoo for cocoa puffs broad who was smothering him to death with her neediness and marital pressures!
Either way, I'd bang him for free. I don't give a shit about money...I'm a lady!
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