Oh Lindsay! It wasn't black tar swan!
I kid, I kid...
Loco Lohan is on an upcoming cover of Plum Miami Magazine and was supposed to give an interview along with the shoot but backed her ass out at the last minute just like she did with Matt Lauer. So writer, Jacquelynn Powers, had to just go with what she already had...and what she had ain't too good!
The article starts off, "As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car's window and shouted, 'Move that cone. I'm Lindsay Lohan.' And it was done."
Yeah, you fucking stupid cone! Get someone to get you the eff outta the way! Lindsay in da hoooowse!
In the interview Lohan, frustrated that her career is in the shitter, told Powers she "...took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan." Wasn't she locked up when that shit was being filmed for wrapping her Beamer around a tree or something when she was wasted? Not sure - it's so hard to keep track...
Anyways, interestingly Powers notes that Lohan drank wine while discussing her sobriety (because that's just how the bitch rolls) and said Lindsay was "...constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister...or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels."
Though Lohan abruptly canceled the interview she wasn't hatin' on her free Miami trip at all, Powers writes, "Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave. It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours -- not pretty."
Oooh! Burn!
Admittedly, Linds doesn't come off too well in the pages of the mag, but she could've just been all boozed up from the wine she was drinking when she was talking about her sobriety...I can be pretty douchey after I down a few.
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