Well if that ain't a bitch?
And ladies - before you cream your pants - Leo DiCaprio was not sighted anywhere nearby - I repeat NO LEO! Seek your Leo fix elsewhere if you want to see/read about his fine ass...
Anywho, some brainiac named Briton Mark Wilkinson bought a 16-foot (4.8-metre) cabin cruiser named Titanic II and after his maiden voyage on a fishing trip the damn thing started taking on water! He was in the harbour and was forced to grab his shit and abandon it!
Wilkinson told the local media, "If it wasn't for the harbourmaster I would have gone down with the Titanic. It's all a bit embarrassing and I got pretty fed up with people asking me if I had hit an iceberg." That's effin' funny!
A witness who saw the whole thing said, "It wasn't a very big boat -- I think an ice cube could have sunk it!" Priceless!
Apparently pics showed him clinging to a rail before he was rescued lol - I shouldn't laugh but it's a little funny! If he had drowned or something I wouldn't (probably wouldn't - pretty sure I wouldn't) think it was so funny!
RIP Titanic II - t'wasn't meant to be!
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