RIP Paris Hilton's "Career"

Paris Hilton is licking her wounds after a week of bad press and shitty ratings.

First she got verbally spanked by Whoopi and Babwa on The View, then she cancelled promotional interviews for her new reality show with lame-o explanations and then the show flopped and fell on it's ass like Snooki at da club!  The lovely Reese Witherspoon also took an indirect shot at her (and all those dumbasses with sex tapes and nekkid pics) at last night's MTV awards show but let's not drag her into this...She's better than this...

Babwa and Whoopi took shots at Paris about her non-existent charity work (remember back when she got out of the slammer she said she would change her life and become a philanthropist) and slammed her for acting cavalier about her community service.  It was good shit!  Allegedly, after the interview Daddy Hilton and Paris chewed out producers for daring to let someone call the braindead heiress on her shit...

After the interview she cancelled some two or three scheduled press events to hide her head in her stanky armpit and attend her premier party.  Her reps deny that this was because Babwa basically called her an asshole.

The ratings for her new show The World According to Paris were less than stellar, and though she is trying to blame a technical glitch (apparently the show wasn't on when it was supposed to be) it seems that, glitch or no glitch, it's over for Paris Hilton in terms of TV fame.  "Paris' second season on that MTV show where she found a new friend was a disaster and she hasn't been able to sell a magazine cover since the Kardashians arrived," a TV insider is saying.  "If the numbers remain less then the 400,000 that tuned in last week she could get pulled off the air." 

"This could be the last nail in the coffin," a senior marketing manager has been quoted as saying.  "She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares."  Ouch man, wonder what it feels like to be replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki...prob about as good as it feels to run backwards through a corn field nekkid!

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