Leave it to Fox "News" to make a big deal out of something that really isn't news...
Parents in Russellville, Arkansas are pissed off something fierce about a Worst People of All Time List that made its way into their kid's yearbooks. Are they POd because kids shouldn't hate on anyone? Maybe they think that the yearbook should only be for happy memories and bitchin' pro-summer comments? Nope.
It's because the little buggers named George W. Bush and Dick Cheney as numbers four and five respectively! L to the OL!
One parent said, "I'm furious as a parent and as a board member and as a tax payer and as a resident of Russellville. It's wrong." The school said it was an oversight and they were assured by the publisher that the prob had been fixed. But check this out, they fixed it by putting some good old black tape over it (no word if it was duct or regular). When interviewed by Fox, Superintendent Randall Williams was shocked to hear that people can see the list by simply peeling the tape off.
"Really?" said Williams when told the tape could be pulled off. "Well that's disappointing because the yearbook supplier told us this was a definite fix." Um, hello??? You stupid? Do you know what tape is and how it works, bitch? Fuck No Kid Left Behind, let's hire some new goddamn school staffers!
Part of the whole stink has to do with the others who made the list...some of history's worst murderers! Number one is Hitler (right on there kiddies), number two is Osama Bin Laden (good stuff), three is that crazy bastard Charles Manson with the Republican leaders rounding it out.
Damn Liberal lamestream media and their agenda of raising kids who hate right wing politicians! Damn them all to hell!
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