Hear that OK Magazine!?! Bunch of shady bastards!
Taking a page out of Star Magazine's let's-just-report-whatever-the-fuck-we-want-and-hope-we-don't-get-sued handbook, OK Magazine's upcoming cover says Kim Kardashian's Wedding Surprise - I'm Having a Baby!
Not true! The stupid jerks twisted the story to sell mags...what they mean is she is going to be pregnant at some point in the future. Well, duh! All this family does is reproduce and make reality shows!
Now I like writing about Kim and her Klan of Krapheads about as much as I like getting kicked in the krotch (see what I did there? With the ks?) but with this shotgun wedding approaching expect to hear (not on this blog though) that she's preggers every other day with a new little Kardashian paycheque followed by denials on Twitter and comments from the fam. It's one big show for the Kardashians, yes it is!
Until it comes via Kim that a new cast member for KUWTK is being spawned, or Ryan Seacrest since he pretty much owns her big fat famous ass, I ain't reporting it! Actually, what the eff am I doing reporting this? Chalk it up to boredom!
Image Via www.okmagazine.com
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