5.24.2011

Slade Smiley's Paintings For Sale

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Much like Tubba Wubba's dignity and soul his paintings are apparently for sale now!  Well, look out Van Gogh!

In a recent ep of the Real Housewives of Orange County bitchboy Slade Slimey gave Greedy Gretchen a bigass picture of herself that he painted to hang in the house that Jeff bought because he is broker than Octomom and had no means to buy her anything that cost actual money.  It was supposed to be sweet and meaningful but just came off as a commercial for Slade's new "career" and only really succeeded in making Gretch look like a stupid sucker again.

Well, he is auctioning off some of his paintings now with proceeds supposedly going to Grayson - please, oh God please, let those proceeds go to his sick son Grayson and not towards another Palm Springs trip!  (These two schmucks have been caught up in shady charity work before.)

Anyways, below are a few of his purty finger paintings and the auction is at Gretchen's hair salon (lol - okay) on July 14th for those of you interested in a Slade Slimey original.  It's probably a good idea to write the cheque directly to Grayson's charity though to avoid any "confusion" and/or to prevent the money from putting a ring on Gretchen's bony finger. 

High Fashion
Bono
Grayson
Gavin


Gretchen The Golden Monkey
High Fashion
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