Maria Medel, a former friend of grandma Mildred the mistress, has come forward with some supposed affair details she was told by the most famous other woman since Michelle Mcgee.
Says the backstabbing friend, "When I met Patty she had already been working for Arnold for several years. She had a minishrine to him in her house - his movie posters, pictures, newspaper clippings, action figures. Patty said Arnold had been complaining that his marriage was sexless and Maria was never around, flying all over the world for her TV news job. She said that one night after Arnold had been complaining about feeling lonely and unloved, he started drinking. After a few drinks, Arnold asked Patty to have a drink with him. One drink led to another, and then another. Patty said they started kissing and that led to their first sexual encounter. They had unprotected sex."
(Patty is grandma Mildred's middle name which apparently she goes by sometimes because her first name sucks old weightlifting balls.)
So here's my unsolicited opinion...why the hell wouldn't you talk to your wife about unhappiness instead of "having a drink" and banging the maid??? Like, come on, I can't be the only one who thinks that!
It's not like they were just married - they were together for decades! 25 years! I'm only 30, so to me, that's a long ass fucking time! I feel bad he wasn't getting laid but use your words dude, not your dick! If this was my longtime husband I would've junkpunched him so hard he would've gone blind.
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