5.17.2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger Had a Love Child With the Help!


I knew this shit was going to blow up like a chopper in Commando!  I was picturing a little more of a Tiger Woods situation, but it's early and this love child is all I got so far.

The LA Times has the reason for the seemingly out of nowhere split between the two famous politicos and it's a doozy!  Turns out Arnold stuck his penis in a "longtime member of their household staff" and impregnated her!

She had the kid about more than a decade ago and kept working for the family under a shroud of lies and Austrian betrayal...Brutal!  Of the situation Arnold says, "After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago.  I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.  I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time.  While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not. "

Maria said he can go fuck himself and die in a gutter by his horny self had no comment.

We all knew he was a stupid cheater who couldn't keep his dick in his pants but to knock up a chick who works for them and then have her continue to work there for another decade or so is bad form!  Not cool Terminator!  Not cool!

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