The porn movie, Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy, that surpassed Avatar at the box office in Hong Kong is supposedly "cumming" to North America soon however no date has been released.
The company that made the porntastic three-dimensional flick says, “We’re looking at as wide as possible a release for this groundbreaking film in North America and are currently working with our theatrical partners AMC for the US and Toronto, Cineplex for Vancouver and Consolidated in Hawaii. Announcements are expected in the next few weeks.”
Yeah, good luck with all that! And groundbreaking? What the hell does that mean? Are they banging aliens in this skin flick or what?
I'm a chick so I don't watch porn like some idiot horny dude but I get that they love their, let's just say, cinematic stimulation, that being said though I highly doubt that even the $14 billion porn industry can take lamestream theaters by storm in North America.
Don't dudes like to hide there pervy ways and skulk around the internet watching Two Girls One Cup and shit? I don't think they want to go up to the cute ticket taker with the minimum wage job and say "one for Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy" do they?
And not to be a prude but the last thing I need in a public theater is a huge 3-d dick and/or vagina coming right at me. Christ!
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