These days being young and pregnant makes you mad bank! Follow these easy steps ladies to join the fun!
Step One - get knocked up - preferably by a dumb hick who uses his dick more than his brain and has no hope in Hell of ever affording a lawyer.
Step Two - make pregnancy famous by either appearing on 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom - this step can also be achieved by simply being born into a well-known, public family.
Step Three - sit back and watch the money roooooll in!
Jokes aside, these apparently, are the new how-to steps used by young unwed mothers to make a living. It worked for Amber Portwood, it worked for Jenelle Evans and it worked for Bristol Palin! The Princess of Alaska has gone and banked herself more than $262 thousand in 2009 for her role as a spokesperson for a teen pregnancy prevention campaign.
That's crazy, yo! A young mother who couldn't prevent her own ass from getting pregnant gets rich speaking about preventing teen pregnancy? What a joke!
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