Simon has released a dance song! At the age of 47! And he's not even a singer!
He looks super-damn fantastic happy in the pic for the track so you go on, girlfriend!
The tune is more Tardy for the Party than Real Close so that's a bonus since the former - let's just admit it - was pretty catchy and the latter sucked more balls than Danielle Staub herself. It's called I am Real and sounds like old school Brit music with a techno beat. Wait, what I mean is his voice is like The Smiths plus autotune (please no one kill me for saying that) but the music is all Lady Gaga-ish so if you're into that sort of thing check it out.
Though I don't approve in ANY way of the picture on the track, I think we all better get used to Housewife "music" because there is no end in sight. I mean, now the hubby's are doing it...can't wait for Mario's True Faith song to hit the airwaves. Pfft.
PS - I would trade pretty much every person with a song out right now to have Kurt Cobain back...I take comfort in thinking I'm not the only one who feels that way.
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