Brought to you this week by the letter O...just kidding brought to you this week by Omaha Steaks! Yum!
On the Celebrity Apprentice last night the two teams were tasked with cooking up some demos for the popular meat company. Hope (the invisible Playmate) took on being PM for the ladies and Gary (crazy as fuck) took the lead for the men.
It all started off well enough, but soon John Rich was all up in Gary's face yammering about how he thinks that Gary is a "sabateour" (something he kept saying throughout the episode). He seemed to think Gary is crazy like a fox and was gung ho about calling him out on it randomly! Gary's little, peeny brain couldn't comprehend what was going on so he just randomly started the task with choosing the meat-centric name guy to cook the steaks even though Meatloaf (aka Bitchtits) can't cook! Whatevs, eh Gary? Who gives a shit? The good thing in his mind seems to be that he made a decision like a big boy!
Hope picked a few of her lovely ladies to cook which I think was a way better strategy (but let's not kid ourselves here, Gary didn't seem to be strategizing shit.) And the women's chefs included Nene making some lobster, Star whipping up a healthy meal and La Toya grilling a
Note: La Toya did not want to make a burger though! She has "had chefs her whole life" and apparently has only "done an egg" whatever the fuck that means...and she wants to make steak! But no one listens to La Toya so she made a burger...weird thing about the cooking demo is that the men live-cooked where the women didn't - not too sure what Playmate's think a cooking demo is but apparently they think it involves showing an audience pre-cooked food.
This is probably as good a time as any to talk about how John Rich got his panties in a knot about Gary calling him "Boy" off camera. I'm not sure I totally believe this though. And if Gary did I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have meant it the way that bitchboy Rich took it. Gah - get over it, dude! There are worse things you could be called then boy.
Now the demo is really when Gary went all captain insano - fueled by some sort of strange need to tell his awful and longass stories he did just that. He talked and talked and talked and talked...about nothing mostly but trust me it was something to Gary. I get where he was going with it, but he was doing it all wrong. Now - the boardroom...
SPOILER ALERT - SHIELD YOUR EYES LEST YOU READ A SPOILER!
The women won the task and rightfully so. What with BackBone's team leader being unable to stuff tissue paper into a shoe box, requesting specially seasoned steaks from Omaha Steaks, misspelling "absolutely" on the menu and talking about kites like he owned stock in a kite company. It wasn't even a fair fight...it was just a massacre.
The guys staying true to form, threw Gary under the short bus again. Rich brought up the "Boy" comment, Lil' Jon was just flustered with the craziness and Bitchtits pretty much had a mental breakdown. Donald tried to stick up for Gary in a sweet way (even though I feel he exploited the Hell outta Gary for ratings- he's obvi sick, yo! Let's not put brain-damaged people on TV and laugh at them, you know?) Anyways - Trump did stick up for him but the team was sooo Hellbent on sending him home this time. And they finally succeeded.
The golden-haired one whipped his hand up and pointed at the poor kite-loving Gary...you're fired.
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