4.08.2011

Are They Testing Kate To Ensure Her Virginity Diana-Style?


That is the question!  And I'm pretty sure the answer is not effin' likely!

Back in the day, before Britney shaved her head and Michael Lohan made out with Kim G, princesses-to-be were checked out by a gyno to see if they were pure ass virgins.  Diana and many before her went through the royal gyno exam - as the monarchy wanted to make sure that they were both "pure" and not knocked up by some mouth breathing commoner before marriage (because that would bung up the royal bloodline) - but will Kate?

"I think one has to assume that she is not going to get such an exam," says Martin Bashir, an expert on all things royal (not to mention the guy who made that rippin' MJ doc where he admitted to sleeping - just sleeping mind you - with little boys.) 

Because Kate is "...spending most of her time living with her partner" making it "...not exactly the kind of relationship that naturally lends itself to chastity."  (And because it's not the fucking dark ages.)  It's damn unlikely.  In 2011, we don't force women to do things like this.  It's just bad form.

Also, this isn't a typical royal wedding...Kate was not hand-picked to marry her prince by the family nor is their love questionable and marred with other women and/or men.  They've been together roughly eight years and have lived together for several months.

At this point the only thing a virginity test would prove, is that Prince Willi hasn't ever gotten laid.  And who wants to know that?

Image Via www.smh.com.au

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