Thomas Beatie, who won our hearts by appearing on Oprah as the world's first pregnant man, is trying to conceive a fourth baby.
Man, if he keeps popping out kids Kate Gosselin is going to be piiiissed! No one takes her spotlight as the reigning first lady of child-centric fame! You hear that Jon and Octomom! No one!!! She'll slap a bitch down faster than you can say supabitch.
Anyways, this comes amid some crazy ass financial problems that started in 2008 (after he gave birth to his third manbaby) and since then the problems have not gotten any better for the family.
The couple filed chapter 11 when the stock market crash wiped out their savings and their T-shirt printing biz took a drastic hit. Their home in Bend, Oregon was repossessed, they were forced to sell three cars (including a Corvette), and they now claim they only have $150 in their bank accounts.
Before you start feeling bad for them though bankruptcy documents show some gnarly, Teresa-Giudice-style spending habits have definitely contributed to the financial mess.
I mean, what family with three kids needs a damn Corvette - ugh, find your penis somewhere else dude! Maybe a bigass TV, a man cave...I don't really know cuz I'm not a dude but something a little cheaper. And they also cited $40,000 in gambling debt in a year.
$40,000! I don't even make $40,000 a year...stop gambling, yo! Shouldn't you be at home taking care of babies and not at the slots anyway? Priorities people, it's all about priorities!
I'm not trying to rag on them and it's sad that they're on food stamps and shit but maybe now is not the time to get preggers again. Apparently, the guy only has 4 periods a year or something so they feel a bigger sense of pressure...but again, doesn't that fertility stuff cost tons of money?
Save your pennies buddy! I hope things get better but until they do, maybe just use your cash taking care of the three kids you already have.
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