3.25.2011

Lindsay Lohan - Court Battles, Lesbians and Name Changes


Whew, I can't even keep up with Lindsay news this week!  She should change her last name to Kardashian and go get herself a reality show cuz this bitch is everywhere!

First off, Lindsay didn't take the plea deal.  Saw that one coming...she maintains her innocence and says she doesn't steal or lie.  It wouldn't be so bad for her if the DA wasn't planning on using her history as a lying thief as one of her main points in the upcoming trial.  Psst, Linds...when there is evidence that you have stolen and lied in the past best not to make these statements.  Just a tip.  And looks like there are even more legal troubles for Lindsay coming because the popo are planning on re-opening that case where she beat down a Betty Ford staffer...Lindsay is getting to be so gangsta!  Her street cred must be through the roof!

Secondly, TMZ is reporting that LiLo is pissed off as Hell about some pics that surfaced yesterday where Samantha is macking some other chick.  Let it go, man!  She ain't yo' girl!  They say she is pissed because before her favorite vagina got busy tongue wrestling some chicky in LA she was apparently dropping the l-word and cooing in Lindsay's thug-ass ear that she loved her.  Stay tuned on this one because sources told TMZ that she plans on confronting her ex the minute she get's off the plane in NYC and Lindsay isn't exactly a demure, young lady...I fully expect drinks being thrown (non-alcoholic of course) and extensions being pulled.  Should be pretty funny.

Lastly, and only God knows if this shit is true - DListed.com is reporting that Dina Lohan is talking some shit about LiLo dropping the Lohan from her name and just going by Lindsay calling her a one-name wonder.  Puh-lease!  She is no Cher, Madonna or even a Sisqo!  Dina is also saying that she and the less-talented sister Aliana are changing their last names back to Sullivan, Dina's maiden name.  But we can just file that one away in the who gives a shit? folder. 

So, another banner week for Lindsay comes to an end.  What a girl!

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