Whaaa? Yeah, I got a sewing machine for my birthday once too, Boo! When I was fucking 12 years-old!
Isn't Tom Cruise like, one of the richest dudes in Hollywood??? That sewing machine better be gold-plated and/or made out of unicorn horns or something!
I kid...I kid. It's not so much the cost of the gift it's more that it's soooo 50s! And not in a good, la-la-la, I'm a housewife who loves doting on my family sort of way but more in a sit there and make me some curtains bitch! sort of way.
Granted the robot formerly known as Katie Holmes grew up a la little house on the prairie so she's probably into this type of crap in one form or another but yeesh, maybe just get her something like that as a nondescript present on any old day...she's reasonably young, yo! She probably would've preferred a nice, new car or some sick earrings or something. But hey, other than hopping up and down like a damn fool on Oprah's couch a few years back no one ever accused the guy of being romantic.
I suppose anything is better then some L. Ron Hubbard shit!
Happy birthday anyways Joey Potter and good luck making your Scientology themed tablecloths. Actually, while you're at it you should whip up a couture gown for Princess Suri so she can have something nice to wear to therapy later on.
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