What is wrong with the Donald? I used to be such a fan!
Ever since getting on the idiot train and professing that he is one of the weirdos that believes that Obama hasn't provided his birth certificate leading him to believe he is hiding something (IE - that he's not an American citizen) he has been fielding questions about where his is at.
SIDEBAR: For the record Obama has provided it - just not the long version.
Well, the Trumpster provided his own the other day and it looked like some fake ass shit if I do say so myself! It was some strange, chicken-scratched piece of garbage from the Jamaica Hospital in NYC.
The Smoking Gun has now confirmed that the certificate is phony stating that, "...he provided the conservative web site with what he purports to be his birth certificate. Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate, but rather a document generated by Jamaica Hospital, where Trump's mother Mary reportedly gave birth in June 1946. Official birth certificates are issued (and maintained) by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene's Office of Vital Records."
Hmmm, weird. Is Trump hiding something? Maybe that he is a robot conceived by a brilliant businessman to take over the world? Mwahahaha! Or maybe he doesn't want us to know that he was born to a three-legged prostitute mother from Yemen who placed him for adoption to the Trump's under the guise of him being a miracle baby...who the fuck knows?
Point is - tit for tat Donald or no tit at all! Shut your mouth about the B.C. and stop pretending to be running for President...it's annoying me.
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