This season of the Celebrity Apprentice is getting all sorts of ugly!
After a ho hum first episode where the most exciting thing was Gary Busey not turning his cell off during the boardroom and Jose and Dionne acting like jerkoffs, the show is getting a little more scandalous.
Richard Hatch - who eviscerated little David Cassidy in the boardroom and sent him packing much to Jose Canseco's chagrin, is going back to the clink.
This arrest is stemming from him not paying the IRS taxes on his winnings from the first season of Survivor. He had already spent 3 years behind bars for the screw up but part of the deal when he got out was that he would have to re-file and pay the money owed on his mil.
He never did - God only knows why...the tax man doesn't forget about this shit! Hatch maintains his innocence...
SPOILER ALERT COMING...IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH LAST NIGHT DON'T READ THIS.
On the actual show, the women's team got all sorts of nasty last night on their PM Lisa Rinna - that Taylor chick from Melrose Place - and had her fired. They pushed her into the role of PM (possibly knowing they were going down) and then "threw her under the fucking bus!" as Rinna so eloquently put it in the boardroom. And I have to agree.
From the get go the ladies (and I use the term loosely) were defiant bitches who claimed to want direction but then turned into assholes when she delegated tasks...and WTF is with Star Jones and Dionne Warwick???
The task (writing and performing a children book) went all haywire and bitchfest 2011 ensued when the talented Marlee Matlin offered up the idea of creating a deaf-themed story of belonging. Apparently, Dionne Warwick hates deaf people because she went on the attack saying that they're pitied in society and essentially the storyline would be awkward as all Hell for little kids. Methinks Dionne was just into her own idea because when she came up with her lame ass concept of shyness, the crazy bitch wanted credit on the cover!!! Where does she think she is? The psychic friends network? Suck it Dionne! As lame people like to say - there is no I in Team.
Speaking of crazy bitches - Star Jones picked the teeny, tiny font of the book and therefore thought she wrote it...huh? And so she started hooing and hawing about how the book should be credited as written by her! Have they ever seen The Apprentice? The whole deal is that you do this shit as a team. And what would be the benefit of getting credit anyways? Dionne should've used those psychic powers she used to claim she had and ripped people off with to see that credit doesn't matter...and for that fact - shit, why doesn't she use some of her psychic friends to tell her who the fuck is doing what on the men's team and who's going to win?
She's all old and shit - she may as well save her time.
Anyways - the claws are out and look out bitches because Nene Leakes is in town...and I watch the Real Housewives...she's not afraid to choke a bitch down!
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