Showing up in her best Basic Instinct dress, Lindsay Lohan strut her shit into court about an hour ago. TMZ streamed the arraignment online.
Looking like a million damn bucks, Miss Thang was reprimanded for violating her probation and was verbally spanked by the judge after a court date was set for later this month. "You are no different than anyone else," the judge warned. "Look around...everyone has to follow the law even you."
Lindsay appeared, maybe for the first time ever, to be shitting in her pants about her legal woes. She looked visibly fearful and was on her best behaviour. Not once did she mindfuck the judge and smirk, put her fists up in faux battle, mug to the crowd or put a visible FU on her middle finger. What a good little felon!
Her lawyer, who let's face it, must make a mint of Linds and her legal troubles, was calm as ever. The judge indicated they had a long talk before the arraignment and had warned the legal eagle that Lindsay better watch her ass and not break the law before the February 23rd court date. Should be easy, right? Pffft, not if your Lindsay motherfucking Lohan!
I give her a week before we find her passed out in Chateau Marmont, garbling Samantha Ronson's name in unrequited love with her pockets full of coke and stolen couture. Girlfriend just cannot help herself, yo! It's Lindsay's world peeps...we just live in it.
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