In the wake of a self-destructive party binge, Charlie Sheen has still found the time to get himself a new woman! See, that's what's so great about Teflon Sheen, his ability to multitask.
The chicks name is unknown and when asked by the paps Charlie eloquently said "Mind your own fucking business!" so I don't think he's too anxious to have her thrown into his media shitstorm of coke-filled briefcases and insatiable hooker-banging party nights.
She looks young as all Hell though - I'm thinking like 21-22. Not that it matters. What Charlie Sheen wants Charlie Sheen effing gets!
In other news, one of Charlie's ex-wives wants to be a Real Housewife of Bev Hills. Miss Denise Richards is looking to join the dramarama over on the hit Bravo show and has expressed interest in being cast as a replacement for that dingbat Kim - who famously (or maybe more infamously) screamed at her sister in the finale, "You stole my fucking house!". Which is the best damn reality show line I have ever heard! Ooooh, I still get shivers thinking about those two twits fighting in the limo.
Only time will tell if Denise gets the gig, but if she does God knows the great lines that will come shooting out of that broad's mouth, "Charlie, what do you mean our daughter's a porn star??? She's only 8!"
Oh Charlie!
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