Well she is trash, isn't she?
For anyone who doesn't watch one of my favorite shows (for you Canucks we can only get it online and you have to search your ass off to find episodes) Watch What Happens Live is Andy Cohen's unapologetic take about everything celebrity. On the program, Andy does a Mazel of the Week and a Jackhole of the Week each episode and guess who made Jackhole of the week??? Plastic not fantastic Miss Heidi Montag.
What Andy actually said was "Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here. That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab...knives into my own eyes than see her on this network." Atta boy, Andy! Atta boy!
Serves her right - I can't stand how these two release fake stories about themselves and then just expect them to come to fruition. Just because you say that you want to be on the Housewives of Bev Hills doesn't just automatically put you on it. Spencer was even Tweeting that they were in talks with the Bravo execs for a spot for Heidi on the trainwreck show - um...no you weren't, freak!
Usually Hollywood just ignores them and their lies and neither confirms or denies their tall tales. But not my Andy...
In other pointless Montag news...seems Heidi and her idiot husband Spencer said that they were not allowed to go to the premiere of Just Go With It (a movie where funbags has a 20 second cameo) and were banned by none other than Jen Aniston! What? That doesn't even make sense...since when is Jen in charge of Sony's guest list??? This ain't the Hills dumbass and JenAn ain't Lauren.
This seems to have not only angered Aniston but a few Sony execs and it seems like these two herpes have burned one of their last bridges. It started when Heidi told Us magazine "I’m so upset. I was so excited!...This is the first movie premiere I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was too polarizing. I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She (Aniston) should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself, and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me, is really disheartening." (It's kind of weird in the interview she says Jennifer Aniston's full name so much. Geez, if you're going to lie to the world at least lie well!)
Then when the D-Lister realized she shouldn't have tried to go toe-to-toe with the A-Lister, she attempted to furiously backtrack and spin some damage control.
"I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing but I know now that wasn’t true," the 23-year-old pair of fake boobs has since admitted. "I got my invite and I would have loved to be there but I had to be in Los Angeles with my dogs." Montag further tried to save face by apologizing to Sony: "I was honoured to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding." PS - It bears mentioning that no article exists where Aniston said anything about Montag, so where'd she read it? Spencer's lame Twitter? And what the Hell do you mean you had to be with your dogs? Christ, it was your first (and last) movie premiere, get Spencer to watch them - he's got nothing else going on.
Methinks the apology is too little too late amigos! Hollywood only forgives bad behaviour if you have actual acting chops or, of course, if your last name is Sheen...
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