This is weird no?
To take another season of bratty sluts and start a Teen Mom 2 season 1 when a Teen Mom 1 Season 3 is coming back...why oh why doesn't the world make sense?!? (I take some pleasure in blaming Paris Hilton for most things - try it out - it helps.) But I digress.
Anyway, the new batch of prego kids is no less fun to watch then the original gangstas...
There's Leah, she's the dumbass who got two babies instead of one...yes that's right...it's twins ya lucky lady! She was with this mouth-breather Corey - stupid name - and basically tried to get back with some other mouth-breather Robbie - stupid name - but it didn't happen and just made Corey leave. The gist of it seems to be that they parent together while she tries to win Corey back.
Chelsea is the one with the jerkoff boyfriend who called their kid a mistake (by text no less) and then peaced out leaving her father to pick up the slack. She has moved out and is wondering if she is ready to date. With what her baby daddy did to her I don't foresee too many healthy relationships forthcoming but we'll see...you go girlfriend! Why let a kid slow down your social life?
Kailyn is Joe's woman...grunt. They live at his parent's house with his mom and dad who are the best, coolest parents ever yo! Joe and Kailyn have an understanding that neither of them likes where he controls her and she doesn't appreciate him. So after some passive-aggressive arguing the unthinkable happens...Joe dumps sweet, pathetic Kailyn! But where will she go with baby Isaac??? Her unfit mother can't hold a job or keep a man and is unstable to live with and her father (featured in her ep of 16 and pregnant) is some weird pedophile-looking guy who lives a plane ride away! So she whines to Joe's mother and moves into the basement of course! If I weren't watching a consequence-based reality show I would think I was watching an Owen Wilson comedy...
Jenelle is the crazy one with the crazy mother and is going to be the Amber Portwood of the series. In the premiere all she does is party with wannabe thugs and yell at her mother. Already a troublemaker, Jenelle is shaping up to be quite the show stopper - her storyline will most likely focus on her haphazard parenting and custody fight with her mother.
Let the crazy begin.
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